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ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

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mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit

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notincontolofthemuse:

Niles, my spiritual guide, my idol

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star wars + spaceships

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Can you give me three ways to describe the precise color blue of Chris’ eyes?
Cerulean. Bombay Sapphire. The deep end of the pool.

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Twelve in Deep Breath

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